Snow Removal for Dummies

Hey you - the jackass that failed to clean the snow off the roof of your car before you decided to drive down the road. I'm behind you, not following too closely, for fear that one of those big chunks that are now deciding to break free may fly back and hit my windshield causing me to have an accident while you drive along your ignorant, merry way. Just why did you not take the time to clean off your car properly? Were you in a hurry to get to work this morning? Was it just a tad bit too cold for your sorry ass? Or were you just too freaking lazy to reach above your head and do a proper job? Which is it - all three? Of course! You don't deserve to hold a driver's license if you fail to realize how dangerous it is to not clean the snow off of your car properly. Amazing!